Tina Fey as Vice President.

So McCain’s more or less confirmed pick as VP is a reasonably hot Republican Tina Fey look-alike governor from Alaska with a history of ethics reform?
Goddammit.
In any case, I’m going to the Seahawks game tonight with an Alaskan Republican, so at least we’ll have something to talk about between my shouts of “Ohmygod, there’s Owen [...]

Fantasy Football Will Probably Ruin My Life

I suddenly had the idea today of how great it would be if I could join a couple more fantasy football leagues in order to try out some of my new Fantasy Football drafting theories.

More News About Crows

Despite being enemy number one when I think of stolen tomatoes, and me forgetting to write a blog entry concerning a story about a obstinate crow on the hood of my former boss Charles’ car, I haven’t had much to write about concerning my most feared too-smart-for-their-own good species of bird.
Well, here they are back [...]

In Reference to My Previous Post

Um, upon further review, I’d like to ask that anyone with a mysterious Criterion Collection copy of The Third Man please return it this way.
Bastards…

A couple Lefties!

I think I already knew this somewhere in the back of my mind, but both presidential candidates are lefties. Something that I didn’t think about until I saw each of them holding footballs. Steve Young would be proud!
I think the only other celebrity lefty I can name immediately is Oprah Winfrey.

Catch Your Own Tail

I’ve been saving up ideas for a big post about how great it is that summer is over and things that I might do in the fall that might be interesting, but the heat has dried out my thoughts as badly as my tomato plants, and so I am left with nothing except to await [...]

Crows

I’ve been thinking of making this since Wednesday. I couldn’t tell you why.

New Script Idea

A romantic comedy based around 2 people building the Large Hadron Collider.
Working title: When Hearts Collide (from Travis)
Inspired by the picture below:

Netflix Compulsion

I have been renting movies from netflix for 5 and half years (Just a bit shorter than my relationship with Gretchen). Here is a chart showing how many movies I’ve rented each month for the past 5 years.
All totaled I have rented 729 Discs which cost me about $2200 dollars. This equals out to $3.02 [...]

What to do with a Batter Blaster?

For my birthday I was given a bag of treats by Mr. Scrapper and Ms. Teutonic-Name I-Cannot-Spell, of which included a can of Batter Blaster, a canned Organic Pancake batter that you dispense in the style of Cheez-Whiz onto whatever grilling surface you might want.
I had actually eaten these before at a family campout and [...]