Suck it Blog

4 11 2009

I had hoped to post a non-stop energetic orgy of posts from Bothell while we were over there, but a lot of the time I was using a method I learned from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia in how to sleep, in which I substituted bourbon and sugar cookies for catfood, glue and beer.

In any case, there are no real adventures to be had, despite their lack of crosswalks and excess of overly friendly theater staff. In truth, I only ventured into Bothell once, but spent a lot of time in Woodinville and Totem Lake (specifically the totally defunct Totem Lake Malls)

We did not go to the Bollywood theater nor the ice skating rink.

Fast forwarding to the present a bit, we’re now sort of squatting in my almost bought condo at the moment waiting for the deal to close and trying to figure out what to do with our garbage. The situation isn’t ideal, but at least we’re back in town.

My immediate plans are centered around purchasing some batter blasters and make a fine morning out of making pancakes. I’m also planning to go to the Tin Hat on Friday and eat some tater tots. There is a definite lack of tater tots near Bothell. But I guess you probably already knew that.

In other news, we are going to Iceland in like three weeks and I plan to video myself eating rotten shark meat. So there’s that.