Your SIFF Schedule Please

Scrapper and I had a nice rice and spice meetup and we picked out a bunch of prospective movies at SIFF, we’re buying tickets tonight, so if you’re interested in any of the following films, let me know.

Note: We’re not getting tickets to all of these, but just putting the most interesting ones out there, plus I am for sure going to the secret festival, so if you’re interested you’ll have a buxom buddy.

Also, also, if you see more than those below the fold, let me know, we skimmed through a bunch and I added even more as I was typing these out

August: Josh Hartnett as a dude who works at a bad company

Plays: Thurs May 29th 9:30 McCaw

Mon June 2nd, 9m McCaw

Baghead: Weird movie about people writing a script being terrorized by a man with a bag on his head

Plays: SunĀ  Jun 8th 6:30 McCaw

Mon June 9th, 4:30pm McCaw

The Children of Haung Shi: Man saves orphanage in 1930s China

Plays: MonĀ  May 26th 1:30 Uptown

Choke: Based on the only Chuck P book I’ve ever read

Thurs June 5th, 9:15

Sat Jun 7th, 4pm

The Drummer: Weird hybrid Hong Kong Gangster/Farming flick

Thurs Jun 5th, 7Pm Pacific Place

Sat Jun 7th, 11am Pacific Place

Encounters at the End of the World: I’ve never met a Werner Herzog documentary I didn’t like, so I’m seeing this one too (It’;s about Antarctica)

Sat May 31, 7pm Uptown

Wed June 4, 4:30pm Egyptian

The End: Black and White crime movie about East End London

Sun June 6, 9:15 Harvard Exit

Tues June 10, (:15 Harvard Exit

The Fall: I’ve heard this movie is, dare I say, incredible, Children’s tale set all over the world.

Sun, May 25th, 6:30pm, Uptown

Garrison Keillor Biopic: The title is too long, but a weird documentary/biopic hybrid, Keillor plays himself for the whole thing

Thurs June 12th, 7pm Egyptian

Sat June 14th, 11am Egyptian

The Great Howard Buck: John Malkovich as a crappy magician

Fri, June 6th, 7pm Egyptian

Sun June 8th, 11am Uptown

King of Ping Pong: Scandanvian movie about two brothers, one of whom plays ping pong

Sun May 25th, 6:45 McCaw

Mon May 26th, 1:15 McCaw

Let the Right One In: Little boy discovers neighbor is a vampire, I can’t tell if they become friends

Thurs, May 28th, 9:30 Uptown

Sat May 31st, 11am Uptown

Mongol: Whooo Ghengis Kahn fights!

May 27th, 6:30pm Egyptian

Thurs May 29th 4pm, Uptown

Nocturna: Spanish animate movie with an interesting visual style I hear

Mon May 26th 11am, Pacific Place

Sexy Beast: Fast talking crazy ben Kinglsey movie that make no sense but is also awesome

Sun May 25th 6pm

Sukiyaki Western Django: Miike western features a Tarantino cameo, lots of interdirectorial blowjobs. Getting drunk for this one

Sat June 7, Midnight, Egyptian

Mon jun 9th, 9:45 Uptown

Towelhead: Alan Ball drama about a little girl who is preyed on by aaron eckhardt

Sat June 1th, 6:30pm Egyptian

Sun June 15yh, 1:30pn Egyptian

Visioneers: Zach Galfaankasias corporate satire compared to brazil meets joe vs. the volcano in the Stranger

Thurs June 12, 9:30pm Egyptian

Sat June 14th, 4pm Egeyptian

The Young Master: Jackie Chan movie from 1980

Sun June 8th, Harvard Exit

Leave a Reply