After surreptitiously dumping a box spring in the alley last night, I returned home to the woeful mess that is Greedy Pines and set about doing nothing in particular.
I’m not feeling as bitter as yesterday for sure, so that’s been helpful, though I do think I need to drink a shitload more coffee than I have currently.
Man, I already like this blog waaaay better.
-Matt
Filed under: Not as sorry as you'll be
Then why don’t you marry it?!
Why don’t you marry your mom?
Gross!
Stupid time offset!
Yeah, dude. Way to far.
Marry the time offset? Wouldn’t Troy’s Mom be sad then?!
Yeah, she would totally marry the time offset. So would Troy. It’d be awkward when they all found out.